I`m So Ugly (but that`s ok, so are you)


two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable


Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.Note 1. (via siameasy)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)

haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

I'd like a Coke.
is Pepsi okay?
yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.