I`m So Ugly (but that`s ok, so are you)

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

twisteddoodles:

Insomnia
Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.Note 1. (via siameasy)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)


haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

I'd like a Coke.
is Pepsi okay?
yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.